Here at Baltimore Slumlord Watch, we’ve wondered what a realtor would say when trying to market a derelict property. Thanks to a tip from Patterson Park, we can stop wondering. Yes, we know we agreed to never get snarky in any of our posts, but this particular property just deserves a little snark, and we think you’ll agree. So without further ado, let us introduce you to 3026 E. Fayette Street.
Property Address: 3026 E. Fayette Street, Baltimore, MD 21224
Property Owner: Robert W. Anderson, 3026 E. Fayette Street, Baltimore, MD 21224
City Council District and Contact: 13th District, Warren Branch!
Fun Features: Everything is destroyed! Windows: gone!! Cornice: blackened to a crisp! Siding? Melted!!!! Conveniently located across the street from a bus stop!!
Extras: Wheelbarrow in the back yard, if you want it. Also, a very nice collection of cinder blocks!!
How long it’s been like this: Longer than anyone can remember! At least three years!!
Thanks again to our readers in Patterson Park!!